astronomical-bagel:

beetlegarden:

we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains - we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!!  we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

This is so violently hopeful and uplifting everyone needs to see it

hellenhighwater:

but-the-library-of-alexandria:

forest-of-dean-winchester:

sickjacket:

having fun with the laboratory danger sign generator

@spiritspodcast

I decided to click two random images and decide the text based on that

Oh this is a fun toy

bedupolker:

Artists should be scared

swiftierichie:

sorry i didn’t text you back i was having floor time

comicaurora:

my tumblr dashboard hasn’t gotten the updated UI yet so hearing more and more people I follow gradually post about the nightmare they’re currently living just feels like I’m in the first fifteen minutes of a horror series where Troubling News Stories are starting to crop up on the radio and on blurry background TV sets

wifi-failure:

foggy-pc:

PUT HIM IN HIS FUCKING PLACE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

cum-villain:

“you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT” yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

wereralph:

toystory-hentai:

asgardreid:

aviewfrommercury:

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

:V :| :V :| :V :P

my favorite one is the one in the middle who looks so happy

luxwing:

luxwing:

A MAN HAS DDOS ATTACKED A FANFICTION WEBSITE IN LEGO CITY!

BUILD THE VICTIM COMPLEX!

This is probably the funniest post I’ve gotten hate mail for

huffylemon:

1-800-pogosticks:

Wow. Karmic

milfkon:

starting a collection

acoolguy:

buddhabrand:

baaulp:

Whats the saddest meal you can think of?

…………cheesy peasy…..

uggly:

The Blue Kraken