*tiny pterodactyl screeching*
Hey there, you can call me Four (she/her, 20s).
I play a lot of D&D and that's basically my life now.

astronomical-bagel:

beetlegarden:

we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains - we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!!  we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

This is so violently hopeful and uplifting everyone needs to see it

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secondlina:

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Crow Time - Statue 1

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ravingsockmonkey:

furrypost-generator:

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bitches be sucking farts there

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

Curious about CO being skunk? So am I. I went deeper and broke CO down to counties. Arapahoe County is the only one to be mostly Skunk. The data has, for some reason, Arapahoe getting 100s of "Skunk furry" searches a month which, on a state level, is more than the others. pic.twitter.com/War8zodpWO  — Riley RiRi Winters (@Horsefur1) November 11, 2020

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

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thebiscuiteternal:

northstarfan:

malafight:

spoonyruncible:

spookyram:

aubrophonia:

THIS IS SO COOL

woah

This is from ‘Beasts of Burden’, a really cool comic about a bunch of dogs (and one cat) protecting their town from the supernatural things that threaten it. It’s spooky and sad and really just fantastic. At one point they teamed up with Hellboy. Everyone should read it (if you don’t mind some pretty dark things happening. it is not a cheerful comic but it is a good one).

Hey! So, I loved this comic, and still think about it occasionally, and tonight it was linked to me again with just the right timing so that I hyperfocused and squirreled off to go read everything! They aren’t really numbered well, but the Wikipedia page has a list of them in release order and what anthologies to find them in!

But given that it’s a pain to seek out each one one by one, I’ve got a list of links in order a smidge further down! Please try to support Dark Horse Comics if you can, but if you’re broke like me and still want to read, the Internet is a beautiful place. According to the wiki page, there are at least two more installments to come, scheduled for May 1st and June 5th, but there’s no real update schedule for the series as a whole.

Do note: they are graphic, gory, and sad, with a lot of body horror. But they’re really fantastic.

Beasts of Burden: Animal Rites contains:
1. Stray
2. The Unfamiliar
3. Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
4. A Dog and His Boy
5. The Gathering Storm
6. Lost
7. Something Whiskered This Way Comes
8. Grave Happenings

9. Sacrifice (Hellboy Crossover)

Beasts of Burden: Neighborhood Watch contains:
10. Food Run
11. Story Time
12. The View From The Hill (the one in this post!)

13. Hunters and Gatherers
14. What The Cat Dragged In
15. Wise Dogs and Eldritch Men

The trade collection for “Wise Dogs and Eldritch Men” came out a couple of weeks ago, btw.

“Neighborhood Watch” is due out in October and contains more stories than listed above (including the Hellboy crossover).

This is one of my favorite series ever and I’m so glad it’s finally getting proper collections instead of one-off anthology appearances.

Warning, though, the story about Hazel and her pups will *destroy* you.

indignantlyindigo:

F.D.A. Ends Ban on Blood Donations From Gay and Bisexual Men

“Today, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration finalized recommendations for assessing blood donor eligibility using a set of individual risk-based questions to reduce the risk of transfusion-transmitted HIV. These questions will be the same for every donor, regardless of sexual orientation, sex or gender.”

“This policy eliminates time-based deferrals and screening questions specific to men who have sex with men (MSM) and women who have sex with MSM. Under the final guidance issued today, all prospective blood donors will answer a series of individual, risk-based questions to determine eligibility. All prospective donors who report having a new sexual partner, or more than one sexual partner in the past three months, and anal sex in the past three months, would be deferred to reduce the likelihood of donations by individuals with new or recent HIV infection who may be in the window period for detection of HIV by nucleic acid testing.”

[fda.gov]

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dekutree:

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

  • both were made in a lab
  • mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
  • both have incredible psychic powers
  • kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
  • mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
  • mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
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angel-derangement:

tforthetea:

phyrexian-lootbug:

tforthetea:

angel-derangement:

angel-derangement:

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

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ⓘ Fact Check

There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

For more information on Tumblr Fact Check or to report inaccuracy, please see our reports page.

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idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

Tumblr has fact checking?

apparently???

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

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cute-animals-only:

what’s on your mane, dad

source: twitter.com via: smolnsalty
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zzoupz:

bowsersforeskin:

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op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

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I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

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pigswithwings:

no genuinely oceanblr would be so fun. the bloggers long for the sea and - oh shit what’s t [is enveloped by the waves]

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Community Pool: Is water wet?

yeah ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛ (67.3%)

no ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ (32.7%)

Remaining time: 4 moon cycles

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what the kelp are you guys on.

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🕳️ coelacanth-official ☑️☑️☑️☑️ Follow

decade 23 off the South African coast … they ain’t find me yet but when they do they’re gonna be real surprised

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🐌 justasnailfish Follow

its so quiet here .. nobody. no friends?

🔍 ms-magnap1nna Follow

We can be friends. come closer

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group of friends & i just won a battle against a whale, got a trophy (real)

🌑 ohboy-baleen-deactivated

No you didn’t. No you did not. There’s literally zero possible chance of this happening, regardless of how many other shrimp were with you because that is Logistically. Impossible. This is so fake oh my fucking cod

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ok. group of friends & i sitting inside a whales mouth, about to be krilled (real)

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🐚 is0p0d-isle Follow

suuuuuper tired of all the negativity. can we have some appreciation for the “ugly” and “scary” fishes already? thank u blobfish, thank u viperfish, thank u goblin sharks, thank u everyone else who is socially isolated bc of how they look!! ur awesome!!

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🐠 reeffraff Follow

human slang is so boring. what the hell is a “fridge”. what’s a “stove”. oh, you have a “microwave”? i see 10 meter tall waves every day. loser.

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but they were right about “tubular”, you can’t deny it

🐠 reeffraff Follow

yes i absolutely can. “tubular”? are you kidding me? any fry on the sandbar could come up with that one. “tubular” is the word you would use to describe a coral and nothing else. it’s lame. you have the linguistical taste of a tongue parasite.

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say that to my beak you coward

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maybe i WILL

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holy shit, those fish are fighting! mary get the camera!

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GET THE WHAT?

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noble-moon:

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

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Anonymous asked, "

What's wrong with lexapro? I ask as a fellow lexapro user.

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sergle:

sergle:

I like that you’re asking me what’s wrong w lexapro like it’s Problematic and not like it just has a very negative impact on me

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CALLOUT POST: LEXAPRO

- SUICIDE BAITED ME!! 

- MADE ME NAUSEOUS AND TIRED

- TOOK AWAY MY ABILITY TO BUST A FAT NUT!!!!

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